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Originally Posted by Magickiwi
First, get a live chicken. It has to be live and if you can get one with mostly white and red feathers. If it has black feathers the test won't work.
Next wave the chicken in counter-clockwise circles around your tester. For the love of God DON'T go clockwise, that's big trouble.
After you've done six complete rotations and 1 half rotation raise the chicken to the East. It has to be the East because the West is for Alk testing.
Next put on a pair of non-latex powder-free rainforest friendly examination gloves, blue if you can find them.
After you have the gloves on put the chicken in a brown burlap bag and place it in the corner of the room furthest away from your sump.
Keep in mind this only works if you have more yellow fish than orange or blue. For blue fish the process is totally different.
Once the bagged chicken is in the corner furthest from your sump you take the checker and spill some water in the middle of the pentagram on the floor. I forgot to mention the pentagram on the floor, draw it in orange or white chalk, white is a little easier to find and it tastes better in step 27.
It goes on from here...
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Ok I'm half way done and satin is asking for my first born clownfish, what's next?