Here is a little secret that I would like to share with you.
Check out the trunk of the car she normally drives.
You may spot empty plastic bags from some of the dress/shoe stores and maybe even find a few crumpled up recent receipts for 'the new dress that you just noticed that she says she has had for a long time.'
Than tell her about the need for your fishies to have a little more room so that they can swim around so both of you could enjoy them. Tell her it is only two feet more
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