I will consider you for the upcoming apprenticeship program Bob. That story had a very exciting beginning ... I was expecting you to say your reflexes took over and you stabbed yourself or somethin'.
Kari has some dissinfectant that may work...

. It would be difficult to administer by ones self though...

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I hope you told the boss; "I won't be coming in today as I'm having a problem with my eye...I just can't see myself coming to work."
