super mega ultra turbo rocket powered laser sighted radions!!!!!
now with more rad!!!!
weve taken mega power ions and added super ultra turbo rads......
r- really cool
a- above average
d- definetely
i- impressive
o- o m g
n- need to have
be the first to " blind the sun!!!!"
when they turn off its called a solar eclipse!!!!
you dont get a suntan you get a raditan!!!!
its so bright your fish will wear sunglasses!!!!
turn your sandbed into glass!!!! your rock into magma!!!! and your fish into "fishsticks"
your tank will look like an x ray machine
your fish will neeed to wear led vest!!!
its so bright you can see it from space!!!!
comes in 1000 radiactive colors!!!!
chuck norris approved!!!!!
disclaimer: may not be as shown in ad, the state of california has found radion to cause cancer, the uv rays omitted are highly harmful .do not get radions in your eyes or breath the vapors.if contact has been made call hazmat or your local physician.do not attemt to wash the radions out of your eyes they are perminant.
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