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Old 12-23-2011, 04:42 PM
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well the organization has just released its "zombie christmas facts that could save your life" handbook here are some random facts from the handbook that could save your life in the event a zombie was to crash your christmas party


1) zombies + eggnogg= were wolves
2)a zombie was actually the first saint nick
3)when the apocolyspe hits....reindeer are safe
4) you can lead a zombie to mistle toe....but you should not take the kiss
5) a zombie celebrates 13 days of christmas
6) zombies believe hannukah is an urban myth
7) a zombie says merry christmas...not happy hollidays
8) you can slow a zombie down on its flesheating hunt by feeding it a turkey dinner....we find mobility is reduced after turkey
9)rudolf was the first northern zombie...his red nose was blood
10)after 12 cups of eggnogg and rum....everyones a zombie
11) there is no letter z in christmas.....but there is an i...think about that
12)zombies always go for the gifts first...then the cookies
13) a zombie has been known to slip on ice
14) zombies are mesmorized by christmas lights
15) a zombie can do the macarana
16)if your secret santa is a zombie....expect a box of brain chunks
17)the sound of bells blows up a zombies head...but they just grow into small multiple zombies
18)zombies make square snowman
19) no 2 zombies are alike
20)carolers are usually a zombies first choice of food in a crowd



well there you have it more facts that "could" save your life incase zombies were feeling festive this year


dont forget to stock up on your ice cream cones

xmas!!!!!!!!!!!
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