Way to call out my sweet 5 dollar from Big als plastic sea fan

I too wish it was real but I don't want to risk purchasing one knowing there requirements and track record.
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360 gallon sps reef, 180 gal sump, bubble king supermarine 300, 4xmp40Wes, 2 x 6215 tunze waveboxes, 4 ghl mitras
360 Reef Tank