Tony that's pretty good. I've got another light bulb one.
How many Torontonians does it take to change a light bulb?
One: He just holds it in place and the world revolves around him.
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-Quinn
Man, n. ...His chief occupation is extermination of other animals and his own species, which, however, multiplies with such insistent rapidity as to infest the whole habitable earth, and Canada. - A. Bierce, Devil's Dictionary, 1906
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