heres some more scientific facts most people dont know about zombies:
1)a zombie can count to to ten but doesnt like the number 3
2)a zombie will eat marshmellows but not smores
3)if your bitten by a zombie penicillon will do you no good
4) zombies like to drink but dont get hungover
5)a zombie rarely flushes the toilet and almost always leaves the seat up
6)zombies never file income tax
7)zombies can rhyme
8)zombies dont care much for politics
9)zombies love netflix
10)a zombie carries a wireless signal with him at all times
11)if you push a zombie he may push back
12)zombies dont get addicted to ciggarettes
13)zombies need coffee in the morning or they have a bad day
14)again zombies dont like ice cream cones
15)zombies see only the colours purple and peach
16)zombies are asexual
17)a zombie never gets mad and rarely gets even
18)99.9 percent of all liberals are zombies
19)george bush once partied with a zombie
20)zombies dont get the flu but are prone to hoof and mouth disease not to mention flesh eating disease
21)every member of nickelback is a zombie
well there you have it some more scientific facts that could save your life incase there was ever an outbreak and zombies came for you!!
we here at the institute are constantly conducting random test to find out the ultimate weapon against this horrible race but we need your support if theres any facts that you know that we havent discovered pls post them here for the public to see.
best of luck in your battles
national association of zombie intelligence
n.a.z.i