Stop the world, I want to get off.
Never have I ever said these words but FML these days. I'm so far past the point of ever hoping for a little success, I'd suffice for just a lack of failure, one day where I could say "Look at that! Nothing bad! One whole day of nothing too terrible!" .. Noooooo. Not today apparently.
Man alive what did I do to tick off karma so badly? I'm sorry already! Please. I'm sorry.
RIP multicolour splash clam:
I think you were one of my favourites.. I will miss you.
WTF/FML/etc. I've had enough of this.