Good luck crawling into a tank with your feet bound and coconuts over your breasts

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The perv-o-meter just went off again Brett (Where ever your lurking), time to tune down the sensitivity. I think Doug broke it with all of his

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Best choice would be gift certificates or coral you know he will like. I wouldn't purchase colonies but look for rarer frags (SPS- Red Planet, Sunset Monti, Strawberry Shortcake. LPS- Rare chalices/ braching cyphastrea. Softies- Candle Apple Reds, Hornets, other rarities).
Why not ask him personally, the best gifts are the ones you really want after all.