There was an old lady who swallowed a bird.
How absurd! To swallow a bird!
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and jiggled and tickled insider her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
I guess she'll die.
You can try to put a bird in there to catch the spider, if you need to get rid of the bird just follow the rest of the ryhme it's step by step instructions
