That article is from www.theonion.com, and I bet they wouldn't be happy if they knew someone was ripping off their stuff without crediting it.  They are a great site, they even have a print version of their best stuff out, you can get it at Chapters. They really need to have their own show, they kick the crap out of that old SNL news show flick. I think their best is http://www.theonion.com/onion3825/stoner_uncle.html
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Man, n. ...His chief occupation is extermination of other animals and his own species, which, however, multiplies with such insistent rapidity as to infest the whole habitable earth, and Canada. - A. Bierce, Devil's Dictionary, 1906
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