I compiled a whole bunch a few years ago..
http://blog.fragd.it/2008/06/12/you-...reefneck-when/
Here are some..
-If when visiting your grandmother in the hospital you are more interested in stealing an IV drip line to use for your auto top off.
-If you carry a picture of your reef tank in your wallet.
-The words “nemo” and “dori’ are considered worse than the “F” word.