is it possible she wont notice ?? well in case you need them i composed a list of excuses when she finds out
" what box of stuff honey?? "
"you mean theres water ....but where did the water come from??"
" you sure it wasnt the neighbors??"
"i thought you said TO flood the basement"
" global warming??
"humm i really thought that would have dried by now"
honey i flooded the basement....p.s your cat didnt make it
the last one id save in case shes very mad lol or the cat will hate you
if you need a place to live my girlfriend is a leasing agent and can get you a nice apartment with a concrete floor