I got all you guys beat!
I've got three tanks; have covered her with return-line goop
(twice); flooded the family room carpet on three separate occasions and bought her live rock for our anniversary. And she takes it all in stride. In fact she even shows an interest in the hobby, (I caught her once stripped to the waist hanging over the tank rescuing an upside down snail. She often goes with me to the LFS, and never complains about how much money I spend............ of course I had to buy her a new car and take her on an exotic vacation every year for the rest of my life, but I figure that's cheap enough.
Yes, I do think I'll keep her!
(if she'll keep me that is 
)