I've heard of calling someone sometimes calling me an ass before, but I have someone whose ass sometimes calls me. I guess he forgets to lock out his phone and I'll get these phone calls and I'll hear him talking to his dog or whatever. The first time (yes it's happened a few times now) it happened I said "Hello?" And I hear "So, do you want to order a pizza or something" and I was all "Uh, what? Are you asking me out on a date or something" then I hear someone else answer (his wife) and then some more talking and it took me a moment to realize that he didn't even know he had called me. this last weekend his ass called my office and left like a 5 minute voicemail.
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-- Tony
My next hobby will be flooding my basement while repeatedly banging my head against a brick wall and tearing up $100 bills. Whee!
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