You didn't start anything Jenn, it happens around here often all by itself. It seems people get their panties in a twist if you don't say "In my opinion" or "In my experiences" at the beginning of every paragraph.
Try talking to Kevin at Red Coral for drilling your tank. I'm not sure what he charges, but
in my experiences (lol) $20-30 per hole is fairly typical. If you do decide to drill the tank, put some time into planning and deciding what type of drain you want even if you don't install it right now. Kevin should be able to help you with that too.