Chin lee, I'm fortunate in that the basement is unfinished. Chrity asks what she wins ? Well, lets see...being it is the "best load of crap award", lets say ya' win the whole load of, well, you know...

. Aparently you will have to share that prize with Ross...
Ross, why would one pour perfectly good alcohol onto the carpet ? Perhaps if I was to filter it through my kidneys first,

,but then that presents a whole new problem.