LOL I started to laugh when you mentioned the compressor, somehow I knew what was comming, better stay away from her at work for awhile I don't think I could keep a straight face, my wife would kill me over something like that.
EDIT: OMFG I posted before reading the whole thread I thought this just happened, didn't look at the original post date and realize this is the second infraction, enjoy that vacation you are going to take her on! I still think I should stay away from the store for awhile

I should bring Lynn over so you can show me how the cleaning with compressed air works, I could use a real good laugh just before I die!