Well, I had some bad news today. I will try and get throught this as best I can. Please bear with me.
Oddly enough, it was delivered by Mother Nature herself. Yep, in fact, personally.
She regretfully had to tell me that I was 50 years old today!! Holy cow!!!! 50! I can still remember being 10!!! What happened in between?!?!? I still feel like having milk run out out of my nose and thinking its cool.
Funny how things can creep up on you. Oddly enough, some days, I still feel like in 10 years old (my wife confirms this)
Anyway, I'd better get going. I have to look up some clinics regarding Botox treatments and a good salon regarding my gray hair. Some kids are playing on my lawn and I have to go yell at them (that's what I think I'm supposed to do anyway). And oh ya, I better get my "Depends". Apparently, old foggies like me need those for some weird reason (maybe its because I need to go to the bathroom 2-3 times a night - lol).
Well, here's to my heart bypass and retirement in 20 years!
