Although, I understand your frustration etc. but I would be careful about writing down things you could do next time, especially things that could damage property .. what if something bad really did happen to these people or their car? These sort of comments could come back to haunt you. Not everyone would see this thread in jest it is meant to be..
I would stick to calling the tow truck, or even making an effort to talk to your neighbor and see if you could smooth out the feathers.
Just my little FYI
