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Originally Posted by WhoPoopWrasse

I'd worry about payback, my mom once got her revenge (I don't remember what my dad did) by rubbing a wad of well chewed gum into my dad enormous mustache while was was out like a light, she thought it was hilarious but he didn't he spent the better part of the morning trying to get it out with butter!

Ooooh, that's nasty!