A guy and his wife walk into a bar and take a seat. "Give me a beer and one for the jackass here", the guy says. The bartender gives him a dirty look and serves them the beers. After the first drink, the guy reorders: "One for me and one for my donkey". The bartender has had enough: "Why do you let him talk about you this way?" "Oh", she says: "Hee Haa lways talks to me like that."
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