Alternative Holiday Specials Rejected By The Networks:
* Rudolph the Red-turbaned Ayatollah
* Kwanza Klaus is Coming to Town
* Don't ask, Don't Tell: Santa's New Elf Policy
* What's a Buddhist to Do'dist Time of Year?
* Tim Burton's, "It's a Wonderful Life: Part II", starring Dr. Jack Kevorkian
* The Ghost of Chanukahs Past
* A Very Brady Kwanza
* March of the Toy Iraqi Soldiers
* A Charlie Brown Non-Secular, Atheist, Holiday Gathering
* How the Grinch Stole Ramadan
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~Drew
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Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon. ~S. Ertz
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