Its time to move ASAP out of this building.
Someone just went through my laundry in the laundry room, cherry picked out all my expensive clothes, and stole them. Nothing like replenishing your entire wardrobe less then 2 weeks ago to have it all stolen by someone who has to stoop to stealing from laundry machines!
Needless to say all my savings for my monster now have been reassigned.
So...how do you think the boss will like sweatpants and a tanktop for tomorrow's wardrobe?