-when your arms and hands look and feel like a dead animal hide that has been baking in the desert sun for the last five years.
-when you are on a first name basis with the chopper pilot who hovers over your house weekly taking heat emission readings.
-when your electric bill resembles your mortgage.
-when you had to put 3/4 inch bolts on the electric meter to keep it from spinning right off the house.
-when you construct a play castle in the yard for the kids constructed completely out of empty salt buckets.
-when you replace drywall on a monthly basis.
-when guests put on their sunglasses after they enter your house.
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