Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the youngster was doing, he politely asked, "Whatcha doing, Tim?"
"My goldfish died", replied the boy without looking up, "and I've jiust buried him."
The neighbor was concerned. "Thats an awefully bug hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Tim patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."
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