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A team of archaeologists is excavating in Israel when they find a cave
with the symbols of a woman, a donkey, a shovel, a fish, and a Star of
David on the wall.

The head archaeologist points to the first drawing. “This indicates that
these people were family oriented and held women in high esteem.” he
says. “The donkey shows they were smart enough to use animals to till
the soil. The shovel means they were able to forge tools. Even further
proof of high intelligence is the fish: If famine hit the earth, they
would take to the sea for food. The last symbol is the Star of David,
telling us they were Hebrews.”

The second archaeologist shakes his head. “Hebrew is read from right to
left,” he explains. “It says, ‘Holy Mackerel, Dig the arse on that Chick!’”