A clean-cut man in glasses and a business suit is having a drink at a bar on the top floor of an hotel. Another man walks into the bar and accidentally bumps him. Glasses takes a look at the loud-mouthed new guy then shrugs like he's gonna forget about it.
Glasses comments to the bartender, "Hey, did you know that the way this building is surrounded by other high-rises causes some really wicked updrafts?"
Bartender, "No, never noticed."
Glasses, "Yeah, if you drop something, like a shoe out the window, it'll come right back up with the updraft."
The other guy interrupts, "Bull. I'm an architect and I've never heard of such a thing."
Glasses, "Ok, I'll prove it to you." He promptly walks over to the window, pushes it open, waves at the crowd & leaps out.
A gasp is heard throughout the bar as everyone figures they've just witnessed a suicide.
10 seconds later, Glasses floats back up.
"Holy crappers. How'd you do that?" yells loud-mouth.
"Easy" states Glasses, "I'll do it again just to prove it." And out he jumps again.
10 seconds later, Glasses floats back up and lands gently inside.
Loud-mouth yells, "Cool! My turn." as he pushes Glasses out of his way.
"Geronimo-o-o-o-o-o!!!" he screams, all the way down till he hits pavement 40 stories down.
Bartender looks at Glasses and says, "Superman. You sure are a mean drunk!"
Anthony