So there is this monkey up a tree in the jungle smoking a funny cig.. An iguana walks by, smell the smoke, looks up the tree and says to the monkey "what are you doin up there?" Monkey says "smokin a funny cig. would you like some?" Iguana goes up the tree and has a couple of BIG puffs and say "that's the first time I have ever smoked this stuff and my mouth is getting really dry" monkey says "there is a pond just down the trail and to the left, go get a drink" Iguana walks off and finds the pond and starts taking a big drink. The Iguana satisfied with a nice cool drink looks up and sees a croc staring at him. Croc says "what are you doing taking a drink from my pond?" Iguana tells the story of the monkey smoking the funny cig. down the path and how his mouth got dry. Iguana tells the croc. he should go down the trail find the monkey and have a puff for himself.The croc. thinks that's a good idea and off he goes. The croc. smells the sweet smell of the funny cig. looks up and there and behold is the monkey, the croc.yells up "hey monkey come down and give me a puff" The monkey startled looks at the croc. and says
"YO DUDE HOW MUCH WATER DID YOU DRINK"
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