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Old 11-27-2006, 12:50 AM
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Forget about this: I have a better system. I have discovered a way to increase your cell phone's gas mileage with a simple-to-install fuel attenuator. Just open your cell phone, find the gas line, and install the device on the outside (that's right, the outside) of the line. You'll find that your calls are clearer, and you get up to 14 more calls per litre when you're calling at highway speeds.

Guaranteed. Send $49.95 now. Operators are holding their breath. And, as a bonus, if you install it around your overflow downspout, you'll get all the benefits of a ozone system, along with guaranteed GHA removal.
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