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Old 02-24-2006, 02:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Delphinus
A bartender says to a pirate: "Did you know you have a steering wheel hanging out of your pants?"

The pirate replies: "Ar!! It's driving me nuts."
Arrrr, matey! 'Tis a good yarn ye tell. Did quiver me foony boon, it did.
Me thinks to tell it to me 'mates 'nigh shanty time.
To be laughter all 'round wit a yarn so grand!
Anodder pint, me lass!

Cheers,

PS: Disclaimer- Old english not necessarily accurate.
PPS: Shanty time is Paaaaarrrrrrrtyyyy on a ship.
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