Willow, this is too funny. Why are you making me waste valuable time when I have soooo much real work to actually get done?
I love the one about how his girlfriend messes up every item in the kitchen to make a simple meal, while he can make elaborate meals with only one dirty saucepan. BOY, can I relate. If my wife (LOVE HER TONS but...) makes a simple meal, both sinks will be piled high. If I cook a 6 course meal, one wok and one pot will be dirty.
Go figure.
Anthony