Newbie Facts I Have Learned So Far
 

In researching reef aquaria to plan out my upcoming reef tank, here are some very important facts I have learned so far.

1:You will not get more frags per colony by fragging with a blender.
2:Unlike the business world, skimming off the top is a desirable thing.
3:A "Softie Tank" is not a collection of impotent coral.
4:50 gallons or more are recommended for a yellow tang. 25 gallons is not recommended for 1/2 a yellow tang.
5:Candy Cane coral does not taste like the Christmas treat.
6:Polyps in a tank do not require chemo theorpy.
7:It is hard to spray windex into a full tank to clean the inside of the glass.
8:When heating your tank to 80 degrees, make sure you are reading the Fahrenheit side of the thermometer.
9:Despite what the commercial says, Tums is not a good source of calcium.
10:TicketMaster is not a good source for purchasing Live Rock

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Thats good...

Chad

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:rofl: I was expecting to see usefull info. I guess it is if your a bit on the mentallychallenged side of our species