Who's the best poet?
 

Allright all you would-be poets. Who can come up with the best ending for a fishy limerick.


#1

A slightly, slow fellow named Bob,
Just started his first day on the job.
When a customer asked,
"Have you got any Wrasse?"
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ !

A slightly, slow fellow named Bob,
Just started his first day on the job.
When a customer asked,
"Have you got any Wrasse?"
Nope.

A slightly, slow fellow named Bob,
Just started his first day on the job.
When a customer asked,
"Have you got any Wrasse?"
He said "We're a freshwater store you knob"

A slightly, slow fellow named Bob,
Just started his first day on the job.
When a customer asked,
"Have you got any Wrasse?"
Bob replied "Did you look in your a$$?".

The customer didn't think it was funny and spoke with some other dumby. The dumby explained that Bob is a pain, but in todays labour crunch... Bob was the best of the bunch.

The customer exclaimed, "I don't care what the reasons are for who or why you hired! This is just ridiculous and I want Bob Fired!!!".

The manager said, "I don't want to be a nag, but if I fire Bob..... Who's going to put your fish in the bag?".

The costomer replied, "IF YOU WANT ME TO TAKE THAT WRASSE AND PART WITH MY CASH.... YOU'LL FIRE HIS A$$!!!".

This was the end of the job, for that retard named Bob.

If this story makes you mad or just a little bit sad...... don't you worry. Bob found a new job in a big hurry.

He now spends his day flippin' burgers for very little pay.

Do, do, do, do, dooo I'm lovin' it!

:mrgreen:

Ooooh! That's a good one. I like it!

WOW!!! I asked for one line and you gave me a small novel; all rhymin' and everything.