Just a thought ...
 

Someone said :

if you don't like the weather wait a minute... it will change !


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Don't sweat the petty things....................pet the sweaty things. ;)

Better to be ****ed off, than ****ed on....
Better to be over the hill than under it...

Never trust a fart!!

Koolaid Koolaid, Tastes great, gotta go to the bathroom....Too Late

Pull my finger.

Oh wait, maybe that's not what you were looking for.

My grandpa, who passed away on Sunday, would often say: "Never forget the importance of being average." I like it.

Poor people are poor because they were taught to be poor by poor people.

And then you're really going to hate it.:lol:

"A smart man learns from his mistakes. An even smarter one learns from another's mistakes."

"Wealth creates taste."

It takes a big man to cry. But it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.