do you believe in zombies???? (now with christmas cheer)
 

well do yah huh huh huh;)

obviously to much coffee or somethuing lol.....:drinking:

im pretty sure there is a zombie under my bed....any advice???? is it reefsafe??

hummm i poked it with a stick and well it seems to be sleeping sooooooo how long do zombies sleep for???? is it possible its faking it and waiting for me to sleep??? man im freaked out now;)

Saltwater Seahorse (Did I get the name right?) used to talk to herself. And we all remember what happened to her... and no she did not turn into a zombie.

did you make this thread and bump it up yourself?:razz: You're supposed to post, then wait for someone to respond, then post back, not post to yourself over and over. LOL

she could have lol.....i mean we just dont know enough about them yet;)



which brings me to my tip for the night....watch your crabs they could be zombies in disquise:)

i couldnt help it i mean i need answers when theres zombies running loose all over town and hiding under peoples beds and disquising themselves as crabs it helps to talk out loud and see if theres something missing hehehe;)



the main thing to remember is garlic does nothing to a zombie:)

Sounds like you may have come across some B.C. bud.

haha no this is genuine concern the more questions we ask the more answers we will recieve:)


ive been taking anti zombie inflammitorys and i havent been eaten by one zombie yet so there is hope:)

heres something to consider 99.9 percent of all people dont know they are a zombie untill they eat someone:) so when you look in the mirror ask yopur self "have i eaten somones brains today" if your answer is yes then its a very good pssibility your a zombie:)

not all zombies are evil theres been reported cases of zombies helping old ladies across the road with groceries and voluteering at soup kitchens:)

omg wow this just in:
 

it turns out zombies prefer a green diet of vegetables and leafy foods....who would have thunk it:)

Homo Corpophagus var. Somnambulus or the Common North American Zombie is known to typically only feed on large prey (as suggested in this video evidence) and are not recommended to be placed in Predator Only set-ups. They are, however, considered to be reef safe with caution as they tend to ignore smaller reef inhabitants and are particularly well suited to nano or pico tanks where the limited space subdues their normally aggressive behavior. Recommended only for advanced reefkeepers prepared to handle their demanding dietary habits. Feed with caution as bites can be life altering, if not fatal.

You got one of her names right. And... just because I still have these kicking around on my server:

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Brett, now you're gonna **** off her mom again.....

Hmm, even with all my powers, I can't say ****...

Haha. That put a smile on my tired as heck face.

and they wonder why sometimes we westerners think they are weird:razz:

Dude, someone has to fill me in on all the details of that crazy bag. I had to take a hiatus from this site after she showed up for the sake of my sanity but I apparently missed out on some fun details. Anyone wanna PM me the story? I've been wanting to know forever!

Steve, she just went away after that, I think mom took away her seahorsies, or her Internet access :)

bahaha or she/he lurks around under a false alias ....creepy lol:)

haha thats wicked sure lol

pretty sure zombies cost me my job as i was laid off this morning:( they work for next to nothing bit of flesh some brains possible chunk of mussell.....damn it

And in other news... A very good batch of LSD has reached the shores of Newfoundland. Authorities are still trying to find the source.

Mmmm.. mussel..

Somebody has opened up his supply of Screech

I believe in zombies!!!

they all work down town and drive out to suburbia in their huge suv's

Don't worry Denny me and my buddies have this conversation all the time, prior planning prevents poor performance and in the case of all these chumps it means there going to be munchin brains nice and soon.

Your welcome to join us in our "trail appliances zombie fortress", we have try outs though...

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haha wayne i wont touch the stuff its scares me lol:)

shhhh that was our secret last time i get you to send me lsd lol;)

finally somebody in ther right minds see at the end of it all we will be the only ones alive....and its only a matter of tme:)

so today after discussing my thoughts with the experts we have came to some scientific conclusions they are as follows:


1) zombies dont like bee stings
2)zombies are afraid of ice cream cones(not waffle cones the old school stand up cones)
3)9 out of 10 zombies cant believe its not butter
4)every 10th zombie believes its butter
5)next to socks yes socks zombies are the root of all evil
6)a zombie may take your life but he doesnt have to wear your clothes
7)there are no coloured zombies so the minority is safe
8)zombies cant swim but they float so youll have to hold your breath
9)zombies in africa are called zimbombie
10)people over 80 are not infected
11)zombies cant type,write or speak but they know what your thinking
12)the first ever zombie we know about originated from saskatoon
13)zombies do like drugs;)
14)studys show that before you become a zombie you may have a slight tingling feeling in your left arm
15)a zombie cant walk backwards
16)zombies is plural for zombie
17)closing your eyes will not protect you
18)a zombie is not slow infact they move at the speed of light its just so fast they appear slow to our eyes
19)a zombie never picks up the tab he will most always dine and dash
20)if you must fight a zombie get em with the left hook zombies dont know about the left hook:)



im hoping with the knowlege we have learned here today and these well thought out and put together facts we have a chance at saving mankind:)


cheers all:)


lol

yes i believe......

I knew I should've put two and two together when I felt a tingling in my arm yesterday and then discovered than I had eaten my neighbors when I woke up this morning! Them's some good eats! (zombies also lose their concern for the rudiments of language)

funny you bring this up Reefwars.

A couple months ago a buddy of mine and I had watched quite a few zombie movies/end of days type documentaries and seriously considered stockpiling some weapons (like seriously) to protect our families just in case something did go horribly wrong. Though zombies was an extreme - the next worst thing was people in an oil driven economy with no oil or money. The chaos would be unimaginable and civil law would cease to exist. (gives me the shivers just typing about it).

then we sobered up and forgot about what we had talked about until this thread came up...:D

I've already got my bone cutters and kent scraper at the ready. In a 'pinch' you could even resort to crushing appendages with Tunze magnets.

hahaha now YOUR on to something i mean what is a zombie??? it could very well be some flesh eating monster or simply man gone wild right? in either case if it WERE to happen would you be prepared ,lets face it our world isnt perfect and as technology advances we experiment with the unknown and sooner or later we are gonna bite off more than we can chew(pardon my zombie pun) i mean this thread could be a complete waste of time by a guy who couldnt sleep and was bored or it could be the start of the revolution thats bound to happen be it from a mystical impossible point of view or facts about the world which we dont want to face;)

i do know this though.......when you think of it that way makes me want to have a secret hiding place and a good knowlege of basic weapons....trust no one especially the trusted:):)

hahah me and my brother had this convo last night and he told me he thinks hes a zombie so i said have you ever died?? he said" yes i have" i said have you ever eaten anyones brains or flesh..he said"yes i have" i said yup your a zombie my friend:):) he said what do i do??

i said you already did it:):) keep up the good work my zombie brother:)