"Oh What a Beautiful Morning".............NOT!!!
 

So, I figured I'd start my day with a large double-double from Timmy's. I hop in the wife's car and off I go. Half way there I notice the fuel gauge blinking at me, warning 15 km of fuel left. No biggie; Timmy's is only three blocks away. I pick up my double-double and head for home. You can see where this is going: On the last corner from my house, sure as hell I run out of gas. #%@$!!!
So I trek the rest of the way, grab a gas can from the garage and get the car home.
Time for the fishie's breakfast of mysis, pellets and flakes. I feed the one tank, and while I'm feeding the other tank, my wife's food-fixated Beagle discovers the open can of fish flakes and decides she wants to sample them. She knocks the can over and eats all the flakes. Stupid dog!
Ok, time to clean the skimmer cup: Empty the cup; wipe down with a paper towel; flush towel and watch the toilet overflow. Nice! Grab the plunger and pump the snot out of it. No go. Don't know what's in there but it ain't moving. (Probably the Beagle's fault).
Now I'm off to the tool rental place to rent a snake. After that I might just go back to bed and try again tomorrow. FML

ROLMAO THANKS LANCE that made my lunch time. But on a lighter note SUCK IT UP BUTTERCUP:lol:

"Oh What a Beautiful Morning".............NOT!!!
 

Lol. Don't forget while you are out getting the snake to put more gas on the car.


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I ran out of gas in a Wendy's drive through once. Haha

Old keratinous wendy's server
"Sir Please pull ahead to the next window"

Myself
"Uhhh about that...."

If you want to irritate a whole bunch of obese people in a hurry get yourself stuck in a Wendy's drive through. Of course this happened when it was midnight and raining outside WHILE my cell phone was dead.

Do things go wrong in packets all the time for you Lance? I seem to have unlucky days every so often.

:lol: Well Lance if it makes you feel any better I'm having a good day :mrgreen:

You know what they say: "Bad things happen in threes" Car, Beagle, Toilet so I should be good to go. :mrgreen:

Actually the toilet unplugged on the first try, so my day is looking up! :biggrin:

Good !

BTW, you should never put *anything* down a toilet but toilet paper (TP). TP is specially designed to break apart so it can't normally cause clogs. You can see this easily -just take a sheet of TP, drop it in and then stir it around with the toilet brush and you'll see it disintegrate.

Hope the rest of your day goes better !

What about number 2's??! bah hahaha :lol: Not that I have to worry about those, I am a girl. Okay getting myself grossed out now lol

Ha Ha! You're right; girls don't go #2. That's why they're so full of S--T! :mrgreen:

Yeah, I knew that. I usually use toilet paper to wipe the skimmer neck.

Hey Lance....are you trying to tell me something? :lol: :razz:

Man, you know you have lowered your expectations when you are happy about your day when a toilet unclogs.

A few months ago I discovered my Xterra battery was no good when I went to the automated car wash by my place and listening to the radio for the 5 minutes it did its thing was enough to run it dry. When the exit door opened and the big fans to dry your car turned on, I turned my key and ..... nothing.

I had two small kids strapped into car seats in the back. What could I do? I have a standard at least, so popped it into neutral, hopped out and started pushing. I got it as far as halfway out the door with the big fans blowing the hell out of everything and emptying the truck of any loose piece of paper. If you ever wanted to know what it's like to stand in the blow area of those fans: it's windy. Very windy. Unpleasantly windy.

Anyhow I got it as far as halfway out the door, but then couldn't go any further due to a combination of the truck being bloody heavy, the exit ramp was slightly uphill, and the ice buildup on the ground meant that all the pushing in the world just saw my feet go slip slip slip slip. There was a lineup of 9 people waiting to use the car wash, not a one of them hopped out to help out a guy in need. Which is ironic for them because, as far as the automated car wash thing was concerned, I hadn't left the wash bay and thus it wasn't letting anyone in at this point. I had to put the beast in park, run inside to the gas station and ask the cashier if he could help me. At this point my stress levels are at supernova, I'm hyperventilating from having pushed 3000lbs uphill to the point I couldn't push any further,s o my request for help came out as a sort of "WHEEZE help GASP me WHEEEEZE my WHEEEEZE GASP battery is PANT PANT PANT dead and I'm WHEEEEZE stuck in the ... WHEEZE .. the ... WHHEEEEZE .. car wash thing over there GASP WHEEEZE". Happily the guy did just drop everything, shut down the cash register and came out to help push. Once I got over the lip and could roll the truck downhill I jumped started it like a breeze.

Wow, you're just having all sorts of bad luck nowadays, eh Lance?

I don't wipe down my skimmer neck. I use a cheap scrubber brush from IKEA and rinse the gunk down the sink. Nothing to clog.

When I worked at the local Shell station years ago, had a guy literally run out of gas at the entrance of the station. Couldn't squeeze another 10 feet out of it. He then spent 15 minutes running in to pay a deposit on a jerry can, fill the can, run in to pay for the gas, pour gas in, drive to the pump and fill her up, return jerry can and get back deposit and pay for the gas he put in. It was quite amusing although he looked kinda stressed, although probably not as wheezy as Delphinus:wink:

OMG! LMAO! :biggrin1: Sorry but I really needed a good laugh today. :redface: I must say though I have never run out of gas in my car before....Is that a male thing? :twised: :razz:

its just like taking pictures:lol:

I have not run out of gas in any of my cars or trucks. but I have had cracked distributer caps twice same results no go till you replace. Once the distributer cap cracks it destroys the rotator. first time it happened was at the end of the day a collage and no one around to help push the thing out of the way so no idiot would hit it ( old Chevy 1974 step side.) try pushing on gravel up hill, Side note chicks dig it with no shirt and all... second time I was able to let it roll back wards out of anyones way no pushing.

Bill

Yep it's a guy thing, I've never ran out of gas in my car either.

Theoretically, I never ran out of gas. It was the wife's car! :lol:
I never let my gauge get below 1/8 tank.

Who? Me?

Tony, I can't believe 9 people sat and watched you struggle with the car. They'd prefer to sit on their fat asses and wait rather than get out and give you a hand for two minutes. Un-freakin'-believable!

I read out of gas and tank maintenance and I immediately thought the worst and you contaminated your tank with petrol. Yes your day was bad but it could have been worse if you had not washed your hands thoroughly after handing the gas can. :)

Agreed that is pretty sad.

wow that is sad and you being a SENIOR and all Lance , no respect anymore man,.. I so sorry to hear about that...:lol::lol: