Simpson Quotes.. Who said it!!
 

"Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!"

Geez thats a no brainer! Homer.



"My doctor said my nose wouldn't bleed so much if I just kept my finger outta there"

(another no brainer but one of my fave quotes :razz:)

Ralph Wiggum



"I stand by my racial slur."

Heh, that has got to be Mayor Quimby.

"we'll thaw you out the second they discover the cure for seventeen stab wounds in the back."

Police Chief Wiggum?

nope :razz:

oh oh.. I remember that episode now.

Frozen Mr. Burns.. It was SMithers!!


"Serving the customer is merriment enough for me. Thank you, come again. See? Most enjoyable."

(You'll have this in a few seconds Christy..:mrgreen: )

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Mr. Smithers?

Sheesh.

Apu Nahassapeemapetalon (thank you come again!)

"A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green blow... and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner."

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Crap you beat me!

Oooo!! OOooo!!! Apu!

Here's one of my favorites:

"My cat's breath smells like cat food"

Mr. Burns

Nope,

But Mr Burns was the one beofre that (healthy glow)

I mean yes, but no... well, this is too fast for me. Yes to hers, no to mine... Sigh... too fast....

Ralph Wiggum (damn he had some gooders!)

"There's no justice like angry-mob justice. "

Pauli's is Ralph Wiggum

Christys is got to be Carl or Lenny

Edit: Going to go with Lenny

Good quote: Skinner!

Here's an easy one:

"No, that's German for 'The Bart, The.'"

ok that one i know...

Sideshow Bob



"Oh, golly, if that doesn't put the shaz in shazam. Oh listen, what's the cash value of those tickets so I can report it on my income taxes?"

Thats got to be Ned-diddly-ed Flanders!

"I was saying Boo-urns!"

Good 'old Ned!

Here's one:


"This so called new religion is nothing but a pack of weird rituals and chants designed to take away the money of fools. Let us say the Lord's prayer 40 times, but first let's pass the collection plate."

Good old Reverend Lovejoy!


How about the "boo-urns" one?

Hot diggidy you guys are fast

Moleman!

Great quote! Cool thread!

Okay, an easy one:

Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight. [buzz]
A date. [buzz]
Dinner with friends. [buzz]
Dinner alone. [buzz]
Watching TV alone. [buzz]
All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the
Victoria's Secret catalog. [buzz]
Sears catalog. [ding]
Now would you unhook this already, please? I don't
deserve this kind of shabby treatment! [buzz]

Bwhahahah! Moe Sizlak the bartender! :biggrin:

Moe

dang - Forgot to press my buzzer.

Oops sorry, thats me.

"Once again, my underwear has become entangled in a cowcatcher"

comic-book guy



"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel."


Easy one but one of my favs.. :mrgreen:

man I think we need to get outside away from the television more eh? :wink:

Homer. Dang that was easy

"Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot"

U R Gay. Hahaha

riiiiight


Grandpa


"Well let me ask you this: shut up"

(seems righ, en?)

Chief Wiggum



"I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff."

Homer.

I wasn't sure if you were making a commentary on our thread or trying to participate :razz:

Homer... looking at the Globe :lol:

Ooh a tough one. Moe.

"On closer inspection, these are loafers"

Moe

here's one:

"I think this vessel could do at least warp 5"

Wolfcastle, right?

Yep:biggrin:

warp 5 anyone? It's a little tricky, it's not a regular character.