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top 10 sayings that would get you slapped in the real world
Nice clam!!
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"Have you seen her wrasse?? You should check it out, it's awesome!!!"
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"My brain's bigger than your brain!"
Anthony |
"Are your nipples pointed upwards?"
(On your metal halides of course!!!) |
"Oh yeah!! Well FRAG U too!!! Motherfragger!!" (going too far :question: )
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Where did you get crabs from?
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That's one BIG clam you got there! :biggrin:
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"A few reefers and I are going to a meet."
-Rich |
"try trimming that hair algae back before you suffocate your clam!"
steve |
"Hey baby, wanna see my eel?"
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Check out her TANG !!!!!
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EWWWW her tang is covered with ick !!!!!
:rofl: This is too funny !!! |
Clam snails are a bad thing right?
I got slapped by the office clerk at work when I asked her to look at my nipples and tell me if they look the same. (plumbing/quick connect) Lesson - don't do this at the work place. |
"I'll show you mine if you'll show me your's." (tank that is)
At home: "Yes dear. I just spent $500 on rock, but its live." or the ever-popular: "Yes, you heard me right. I paid $30 plus tax for ONE shrimp." (fire) Anthony |
Your wrasse is wayyy bigger than hers :exclaim: :biggrin:
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"I'd like to pay for 3 damsels right now, no better make that 6 damsels. I'm feeling rich today :lol: "
Anthony |
"I'm going to my reef club meeting officer, I was in a hurry so all the good stuff wasn't taken before I got there!"
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"Let me tell you about my KISS strategy!!"
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You should really crop that hair around your wrasse hole.
If you took better care of your clam, it might open up now and then. |
Mu cucumber is all shrivelled up :eek:
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I am still trying to find a cleaner wrasse!
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If you said this at the office, the slapping you'd get for this would be into handcuffs not to mention fired. :razz:
Listen, when I do my skimming, I find it's always best to do it off the surface. You get more out of the system that way. The trick is to keep it quiet, so nobody hears it. |
You really need to clean the end of your probe !
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ewwww :eek: |
"Your kalk is dripping."
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"I haven't measured, but I'm pretty sure I get better penetration with my nipples upright."
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"Do you like it parallel or perpendicular?" (MHs that is)
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Want to come over and see my cucumber!?! :biggrin: (Sea cucumber that is.)
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"Oh my god, my sea apples are blue & red!"
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If you were a dwarf angel, you'd probably say I got a big wrasse.
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these are going downhill fast...
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thats the idea :wink:
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From a recent posting...
"I've got crabs. Can you take a closer look at 'em & tell me if they're hairy?" |
I have green balls attached to my rocks, is that bad?
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I like to suck crap out of the water with a turkey baster.
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that female clown is a carpet licker
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EeEeW
"When I touch the flaps of my clam . . . it shrivels and squirts :eek: "
(T.CrOcEa) :mrgreen: . . . DiD i WiN?! :lol: . . . I kNoW i MaDe YoU LaUgH!! |
Ya but how does your clam smell? I 've smelled some serious funk on mine!!! Must not have been that healthy!
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:rofl:
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