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Zoaelite 09-05-2013 06:39 PM

MJC- Packaged Lies; The Inside Story.
 
Here are a list of my grievances with the listed party:

Dealing with MJC prior to shipping:

Tony was way to nice to deal with, I literally couldn't handle it. He kept thanking me and providing me with valuable information about the corals I was about to purchase. He even asked for my phone number so he could berate me with cross continent text messages (I think he just wanted ma numba though)!

His communication and clarity on the shipping instructions were simply put... TO GOOD, like I have shipped stuff in the past and his god like abilities really made me question my life choices and stuff. Not cool Tony, you don't have to be that much better than all of your customers.

His attention to detail was irritating, he felt it appropriate to text me TWO times before noon on the day of pick up. I mean two times!!@! So attentive on detail I'm pretty sure the two texts lined up with the moment the package arrived at Fedex.

Quality of shipping:

The quality of shipping provided to me will most likely start gang related retaliation towards his company. Simply put its too good, like Shipping Wars on A&E should pick Tony up or something...

Although the quality of Tony's shipping was excellent I have been left with a sour taste in my mouth due to my Fedex experience. The lady felt it appropriate to lay my package sideways on the desk when I was picking it up... Perhaps you should screen these Fedex employees Tony?!

I will let a photo show all of you the clear lack of effort put into packaging my coral shipment.
http://imageshack.us/scaled/medium/713/3m0f.jpg

Here's a photo of the coral being acclimated.
http://imageshack.us/scaled/medium/849/hb5o.jpg

For some reason Tony sent me like 8 or 9 granules of sample carbon in each bag (most likely he expects me to drop them on my white carpets to ruin them as that's the type of person he appears to be). I have promptly collected it all and added it to my own reactor, looks like the jokes on you now Tony thanks for the free carbon!

Quality of the coral:


I'm currently getting my lawyers to draft up a law suit against MCJ; on the premise that MJC provides no written warning to the sexyness of these corals. Individuals with heart conditions, high blood pressure, risk of stroke or children should not be exposed to these pieces. Current studies even indicate that MJC coral can lead to CRS (CORAL RELATED SEIZURES) in the general population. In addition to this eye protection must be worn at all times while viewing to prevent the serious risk of retinal burning.

I will provide updated photos of these pieces when my lights are a little brighter.

http://imageshack.us/scaled/medium/844/9k96.jpg

Okay back to reality; Tony this was THE best shipped order I have ever experienced, keep up the good work you have a regular!
Levi

JDigital 09-05-2013 06:48 PM

*like*

J_T 09-05-2013 06:50 PM

This post wins.... Everything. Its that epic.

lastlight 09-05-2013 06:50 PM

Haha omg I wish I wasn't still broke!

Wheelman76 09-05-2013 06:52 PM

That was awesome!!!

JDigital 09-05-2013 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lastlight (Post 843367)
Haha omg I wish I wasn't still broke!

Wanna get in on a MJC order with me to split shipping? I got a cart already to go..

lastlight 09-05-2013 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JDigital (Post 843369)
Wanna get in on a MJC order with me to split shipping? I got a cart already to go..

my wife says if you pay we're golden dawg =)

JDigital 09-05-2013 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lastlight (Post 843371)
my wife says if you pay we're golden dawg =)

What the wife doesn't know won't hurt her.. :wink: Our little secret brah!

Zoaelite 09-05-2013 07:25 PM

Pretty sure she will notice it if it starts BURNING HER RETINAS OUT OF HERE EYE SOCKETS!


Dis stuff dat good.

JDigital 09-05-2013 07:28 PM

Sounds perfect... she won't be able to see the bank account for future orders if what you say happens! :lol:

wreck 09-05-2013 07:31 PM

hahaha this is awesome!!

Coralgurl 09-05-2013 07:57 PM

What a great write up!!! Thanks for the heads up on the service, packaging & products!!! Now, where is my credit card......

HaZRaTTy 09-05-2013 08:33 PM

Clearly everything stated by Levi is no way to get return customers.. shame on you MJC...

Clearly you're doing stuff differently then other vendors around like (@#%$o#, and %^&*a*(^) I see no option in my near future but to place an order for myself..

:lol:

Proteus 09-05-2013 08:44 PM

MJC is amazing. They have helped me in orders and ID's from other orders ive done. Always looking out for the customers. Tony has text and called at all hours to ensure I was happy and not getting the short end of the stick. While we hear a lot from tony remember the work horse long is behind the scenes making our coral dreams come true

Got mad love for these guys

michika 09-05-2013 09:04 PM

I chortled. Hilarious review.

SeaHorse_Fanatic 09-05-2013 09:37 PM

What an awesome post!!!!! Put a big smile on my face. Great work MJC.

mrhasan 09-05-2013 10:10 PM

WOW. Tony has been able to please Levi!!!! Tony, you can now die in peace :lol:

cblair 09-05-2013 10:37 PM

Great post, I have the exact same problem with mad jelly, just picked up my second shipment from them yesterday and everything is awesome. The FedEx lady also placed my package sideways on the counter and I asked if she could read the labelling on the box and I just got a snide little laugh. MJC is amazing and as you said almost too good :biggrin:

AdamsB 09-05-2013 10:52 PM

Awesome review. MJC seem to be getting a lot of love here, I'll have to grab a piece of the pie soon!

reefermadness 09-06-2013 01:04 AM

Great to hear Levi. I was a little afraid after the title but I can't doubt the MJC crew.....honest, good guys, thats why I choose to deal with them.

Kraken 09-06-2013 05:12 PM

haha. That is a really good post, enjoyed reading it. Nice review!


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