Pepe

"You'll work off that cake in the acid mines."

Homer.

"She had gossamer hair, limpid eyes and the rack of an angel"

Was that Moe talking about Edna?
I hope so here is mine

"Your questions have become more redundant and annoying then the last three "Highlander" movies"

Is it Jon Lovitz character as "The Critic" Can't remember his name tough.

Anyways, here's mine:

"Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?"

Comic Book Guy


Scully (X-Files)





"The sun? That's the hottest place on Earth."

Homer.

"More testicles mean more iron" :razz:

Lunchlady?

"Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand."

Homer to Lisa.


"Rise to vote, sir."

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"Oh, so mother nature needs a favor? Well, maybe she should have thought of that when she was besetting us with droughts and floods and poison monkeys."

. . . .

"Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish?"

Comic Book Guy

Mr. Burns




"Hi, my name's ******. Or as the ladies like to refer to me, 'hey you in the bushes' "