I think part of a best friend's job should be
to immediately clear your computer history if you die.


Maybe someone can answer a question for me.
Why do they have braille keys on drive through bank machines?

If you've spent anytime driving around here, that answer would be self evident :)

I slept with Tiger, sorry, I mean Cheetah

1. Do you think that rainbow's know their gay?

2. I think that if you tell a cross dresser to go screw them selves it will confuse them.

3. They say if you give a man a fish you will feed him for a day, but if you teach him how to fish you will feed him for a lifetime, but what if he has a fish allergy?

$400 worth of live rock really doesn't look like much in a 180 gallon tank

its -5 and I have to mow frickin lawns. I had to bring the mower inside for 2 hours so it would warm up enough to start.

that has got to be the most rediculous thing i have ever heard. I cant even see grass right now :sad: i cant even see the lines on the roads.....

Psst.... It's the middle of December in Canada, you're not suppose to be able to see grass.. :wink:

I told my wife that those 100lbs of LR cost $50

Bahahaha! That's too funny! I wish I could find LR for $0.50/lb.