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Just say'in

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Which side of the fence?

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a Conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Liberal will delete it because he's "offended".

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Originally Posted by lorenz0 (Post 555672)

K so I think I have the most f'd up story... never witnessed anything like it before

Coming home from a killer DJ show last night, 4 of us jump in a cab and start making our way home. So we are coming up to a light and we notice another cab totalled with people crawling out of it, the force of the hit looked like it caused the cab to spin up a curb and into a post. There was another car north of it parked (which we think was the one that hit the cab) with no one at it and a mitsubishi lancer on the overpass parked in the other direction. As we are asking the people in the cab if they are all ok we notice a fight at the mitsubishi and a man pushes a woman, jumps in the car and started peeling out with her hanging off the door. She was dragged about 60 feet before falling off and hitting the ground hard. Our cabby chases after the mitsubishi into silver spring community to get the plates cause we thought this was the car that hit the cab and we weren't going to let him get away without getting the plates. after another intersection, the guy hoops the median onto the wrong lane, than he hoops it again to get to the right lane almost flipping the car. Shortly after he stops when he realized we were after him, jumps out and screams at us (saying nothing just a noise) we got the plate and called it in. I would have jumped out but I was not in the right state of mind to be doing anything stupid.

After being on the phone with the cops, we found out that the guy in the mitsubishi was the one who crashed into the cab in the car north of the crashed cab and he stole the car from the lady who pulled over in the mitsubishi to help. After learning this I wish I got out of the cab and made sure that the cops came and got him. He was obviously drunk and I hope they caught him, never heard back about what happened

edit:

guess he was caught, found this

http://www.calgaryherald.com/enterta...163/story.html

Wow that's crazy, glad they caught the guy.

I am receeding into childhood. 17 year old doesn't like it when we close her door and pull the curtain on her station when she's not here because she "likes to see her station when she walks in".....well the rest of us don't...so after she left...guess who pulled the curtain and closed the door. I might have also stuck my tongue out at her as she left.

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Originally Posted by Rbacchiega (Post 555784)

put vasaline on the door knob

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Originally Posted by lockrookie (Post 555786)

put vasaline on the door knob

or a pail of skimmate above the door:twised:

hahaha if she actually worked more often and had to use gloves I would vaseline the insides of her gloves....that's an old trick we used to do to the new person in the shop...but since she's hardly at work I doubt it'd be any good. We're on the hunt for bio-hazard or caution tape (should be easy cause it's halloween) and we're taping off her room etc....maybe she'll get the idea.

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Originally Posted by Rbacchiega (Post 555733)

The cat farted on my leg. I felt it.

Also:
A lady at the shop has the most epic "front butt" I've seen in a while.

Haha I so hope your shop-mates never find this little place.

are you kidding! they're the ones who pointed out the front butt!

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Originally Posted by hound96 (Post 554792)

i have a black pair just like the pic above and i'm over 25

I have a black pair also, and I'm over 35....

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Originally Posted by Rbacchiega (Post 555800)

are you kidding! they're the ones who pointed out the front butt!

just remember kids crack kills