Oh I can just see it now
Name ....
Age ...
Parents Names Mom and Dad
Place of Birth Hospital
Sex Yes
.....

Oh oh, how's this

Place of Birth Don't know, it hasn't happened yet - Duh

Couldn't agree more. Would solve overpopulation by 5.5 billion

It's bad enough I get screwed out of holiday. But worse that I am pulling 18hr shift on hump day

all my life ive been a pretty irresponsible towel

#a million little fibers

Hahaha. Always leaving lint in other peoples dryers

It's lost on me ...

That's still not enough fibers to hold the batch that should have been swallowed. Lmfao

My poor little girl has just been hurting all week, teething already, :( poor kid. Feeling her gums its no wonder she's in so much pain. I wish I could make her feel better

A little Whiskey goes a long way