Pepe

"You'll work off that cake in the acid mines."

Homer.

"She had gossamer hair, limpid eyes and the rack of an angel"

Was that Moe talking about Edna?
I hope so here is mine

"Your questions have become more redundant and annoying then the last three "Highlander" movies"

Is it Jon Lovitz character as "The Critic" Can't remember his name tough.

Anyways, here's mine:

"Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?"

Comic Book Guy


Scully (X-Files)





"The sun? That's the hottest place on Earth."

Homer.

"More testicles mean more iron" :razz:

Lunchlady?

"Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand."

Homer to Lisa.


"Rise to vote, sir."

. . . .


"Oh, so mother nature needs a favor? Well, maybe she should have thought of that when she was besetting us with droughts and floods and poison monkeys."

. . . .

"Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish?"

Comic Book Guy

Mr. Burns




"Hi, my name's ******. Or as the ladies like to refer to me, 'hey you in the bushes' "

Bwahaha that must be the less often seen Simpson, Jessica :razz:




Moe.


"Man. I guess this story has a happy ending. Just like my last massage."

Otto


"Duh...Stay out of Riverdale!"

Bwhahaha, sounds like the Archie comics characters made a trip to Springfield. With the duh, I'd have to say that'd be Moose.

Man I loved those comics as a kid.....:razz:



"No, you got the wrong number. This is nine-one....two."

Wiggum.




"I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun"

Homer


"Why, here's a fellow. Wiry. Fast. Firm, proud buttocks. Reminds me of me. "

hehe... I love this thread. :lol:


Mr. Burns talking about Santa's Little Helper.



"Do you want fries with that?"

Me, 2 minutes ago :razz:

OK, no cheating with the Internet: How many jobs has Homer had?

Safety Supervisor @ the SPP, of course...

34ish??

Either the teenager with the crackly voice, or Homer when he worked at the Gulp n Blow (my pet name for McDonalds :razz:) before he married Marge.

Where did this presumed Teenager work?

Krusty burger?

Yah. Was looking for Pimplely-Faced Kid but close enough.. :lol:

Well next time I'll look it up on the 'net and give you the proper response :razz: