One day logic was proven all wrong because the tide lifted, came in, and gave me a sail. And now, here I am. I'm back. In Memphis, talking to you. I have *ice* in my glass. And I've lost her all over again. I'm so sad that I don't have Kelly. But I'm so grateful that she was with me on that island. And I know what I have to do now. I have to keep breathing. Because tomorrow the sun will rise. Who knows what the tide could bring?

"Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing
swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive
power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some
farcical aquatic ceremony."

Monty Python - Holy Grail

Noel

From one of my all time fav movies "Being There"...

"I like to watch"

Peter Sellers to Shirley MacLaine, who's trying to determine his sexual preferences, followed by the best masturbation scene of all time.

Noel

I am the last barman poet / I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make / Americans getting stinky on something I stir or shake / The sex on the beach / The schnapps made from peach / The velvet hammer / The alabama slammer. / I make things with juice and froth / The pink squirrel / The 3-toed sloth. / I make drinks so sweat and snazzy / The iced tea / The kamakazi / The orgasm / The death spasm / The Singapore sling / The dingaling. / America you've just been devoted to every flavor I got / But if you want to got loaded / Why don't you just order a shot? / Bar is open.

And another...

"I don't think I could stand being poked and prodded like that. I told my proctologist, 'why don't you take me out for dinner and a movie sometime?' "

Fred Willard as a commentator at the Mayflower Kennel Club Dog Show in "Best in Show".

Noel

Words to live by.
"Sometimes you just gotta keep on keepin on."
Joe Dirt.

"I'm as blank as a fart."

:lol:

" I only came to do two things... drink some beer and kick some ass. Looks like were almost out of beer."

Oh yeah and " That's what I like about High School girls, I get older and they stay the same age."

Matthew McConnahey (sp?) from "Dazed and Confused".

Ok ... no takers ? ... Ferris Buellers Day Off

Cheers