Good 'old Ned!

Here's one:


"This so called new religion is nothing but a pack of weird rituals and chants designed to take away the money of fools. Let us say the Lord's prayer 40 times, but first let's pass the collection plate."

Good old Reverend Lovejoy!


How about the "boo-urns" one?

Hot diggidy you guys are fast

Moleman!

Great quote! Cool thread!

Okay, an easy one:

Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight. [buzz]
A date. [buzz]
Dinner with friends. [buzz]
Dinner alone. [buzz]
Watching TV alone. [buzz]
All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the
Victoria's Secret catalog. [buzz]
Sears catalog. [ding]
Now would you unhook this already, please? I don't
deserve this kind of shabby treatment! [buzz]

Bwhahahah! Moe Sizlak the bartender! :biggrin:

Moe

dang - Forgot to press my buzzer.

Oops sorry, thats me.

"Once again, my underwear has become entangled in a cowcatcher"

comic-book guy



"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel."


Easy one but one of my favs.. :mrgreen:

man I think we need to get outside away from the television more eh? :wink:

Homer. Dang that was easy

"Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot"