LMAO!!!

Fantastic idea!

I am going to employ this tactic to clean my sump.

HAHAHAHA!!! The thought had crossed my mind however she's just so damn cute...

Woke up to tank water still being extremely cloudy, not as brown, but I can't see much in there. How many water changes can a person safely do in a 24 period??

Yes, great tactic. If you have an AquaClear powerhead (quite similar to MaxiJet), there are cylindrical filter adapters designed as an accessory that would work much the same. They fit various sizes of the AquaClear powerheads with adapters provided. Would probably take longer than the maxijet with filter sock for major mess like yours, but similar result if you need some extra, short term mechanical filtration. You can just attach the filter to the powerhead, walk away & let it do it's thing for however long you need. Of course need to check on the filter media from time to time as well, depending on level of contamination.

Any amount of water change is safer than leaving ammonia in the tank or leaving decaying matter to rot.

If it's so cloudy, you should check your ammonia level and in case of any trace of it, dose your tank with Prime until you clear that off.

My cheap alternitive to that is just buy a bulk. Pack. Of aquaclear hob filter foam, cut ahole in it for the powerhead intake, and let. It clean away. Rinse and reset as needed. I have no other mechanical filtration on my tank so. I have used this for the occasional whoops..