Ralph: "Daddy, I'm scared. Too scared to even wet my pants."
Chief Wiggum: "Just relax and it'll come, son."

"My cat's breath smells like cat food"

"When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University!"

"First Bush invades my home turf, then he takes my pals, then he makes fun of the way I talk - probably - now he steals my right to raise a disobedient, smart-alecky son! Well, that's it!"
Homer J Simpson

"Bushes are nice 'cause they don't have prickers. Unless they do. This one did. Ouch!"

At my house, we call fires "Uh-Oh's."

That's where I saw the Leprechaun. He tells me to burn things!

I ate too much plastic candy...

"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me."

:shocked!:

:confused:

You guys are nutz.

Mitch :lol:

You used to be......what happened? :mrgreen: :razz:

I don't know....

Where am I?

Mitch :razz:

Apparently a thread tailor made for me.....

But I wasn't notified so... Eat my shorts, man!
:razz:

"I said Boo-urns" - Mo-Man
"I'm going as fast as I can" - Mo - Man

:confused:

Walter